`CH-CHECK IT OUT’

One Goat, on Account

To the Editor:

I had the great pleasure of reading your unsolicited critique of the “Ch-Check It Out” music video [“Licensed to Stand Still” by Stephanie Zacharek, May 16]. It took some time to get to me, as it had to be curried (sp?) on goatback through the fjords of my homeland, the Oppenzell. And in the process the goat died, and then I had to give the mailman one of my goats, so remember, you owe me a goat.

Anyway, that video is big time good. Pauline Kael is spinning over in her grave. My film technique is clearly too advanced for your small way of looking at it. Someday you will be yelling out to the streets below your windows: “He is the chancellor of all the big ones! I love his genius! I am the most his close personal friend!”

You journalists are ever lying. I remember people like you laughing at me at the university, and now they are all eating off of my feet. You make this same unkind laughter at the Jerry Lewis for his Das Verruckte Professor and now look, he is respected as a French-clown. And you so-call New York Times smarties are giving love to the U2 because they are dressing as the Amish and singing songs about America? (Must I dress as the Leprechaun to sing songs about Ireland so that you will love me? You know the point I make here is true!)

In concluding, “Ch-Check It Out” is the always best music film and you will be realizing this too far passing. As ever I now wrap my dead goat carcass in the soiled New York Times — and you are not forgetting to buy me a replacement! Please send that one more goat to me now!

NATHANIAL HORNBLOWER

Manhattan

The writer, whose real name is Adam Yauch, is a member of the Beastie Boys. He directs their music videos under the pseudonym Nathanial Hornblower.

Heart and Mind

Don’t Look Back by Kay Ryan

Don’t Look Back

by Kay Ryan

This is not
a problem
for the neckless.
Fish cannot
recklessly
swivel their heads
to check
on their fry;
no one expects
this. They are
torpedoes of 
disinterest,
compact capsules
that rely 
on the odds
for survival,
unfollowed by
the exact and modest
number or goslings
the S-necked
goose is—
who if she
looks back
acknowledges losses
and if she does not
also loses.

“Don’t Look Back” by Kay Ryan, from Say Uncle. © Grove Press, 2000. Reprinted with permission.

Good stuff - I particularly like the “torpedoes of disinterest” - thanks to The Writer’s Almanac.

Rest by Richard Jones

Rest.

by Richard Jones

It’s so late I could cut my lights
and drive the next fifty miles
of empty interstate
by starlight,
flying along in a dream,
countryside alive with shapes and shadows,
but exit ramps lined
with eighteen wheelers
and truckers sleeping in their cabs
make me consider pulling into a rest stop
and closing my eyes. I’ve done it before,
parking next to a family sleeping in a Chevy,
mom and dad up front, three kids in the back,
the windows slightly misted by the sleepers’ breath.
But instead of resting, I’d smoke a cigarette,
play the radio low, and keep watch over
the wayfarers in the car next to me,
a strange paternal concern
and compassion for their well being
rising up inside me.
This was before
I had children of my own,
and had felt the sharp edge of love
and anxiety whenever I tiptoed
into darkened rooms of sleep
to study the small, peaceful faces
of my beloved darlings. Now,
the fatherly feelings are so strong
the snoring truckers are lucky
I’m not standing on the running board,
tapping on the window,
asking, Is everything okay?
But it is. Everything’s fine.
The trucks are all together, sleeping
on the gravel shoulders of exit ramps,
and the crowded rest stop I’m driving by
is a perfect oasis in the moonlight.
The way I see it, I’ve got a second wind
and on the radio an all-night country station.
Nothing for me to do on this road
but drive and give thanks:
I’ll be home by dawn.

“Rest.” by Richard Jones, from The Correct Spelling and Exact Meaning. © Copper Canyon Press, 2010.

A great entry from The Writer’s Almanac

What a very cool thing to realize all at once…

Again, from today’s Writer’s Almanac, about Haruki Murakami - 

Murakami’s books have many references to American pop culture like McDonald’s and jazz. A huge baseball fan, Murakami was at a game when he had the sudden epiphany that he could write a novel after all, and he began that very night.

To Marina (excerpt)


To Marina (excerpt)

by Kenneth Koch

Let’s take a walk
Into the world
Where if our shoes get white
With snow, is it snow, Marina,
Is it snow or light?
Let’s take a walk

Every detail is everything in its place (Aristotle). Literature is a cup
And we are the malted. The time is a glass. A June bug comes
And a carpenter spits on a plane, the flowers ruffle ear rings.
I am so dumb-looking. And you are so beautiful.

from “To Marina” by Kenneth Koch, from The Collected Poems of Kenneth Koch. © Alfred A. Knopf, 2007. 

From today’s edition of The Writer’s Almanac

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

What’s a badass? It’s a man who has an 8ft reptilian death-clenching machine as a pet and an lip-hedge thick enough to stop a bullet. I don’t know who this Original Hipster is, but I do know that he’s more man than I will ever be. To say the least, I have swag envy. 
Think your dad rivals this Original Hipster’s mustache awesomeness? Then submit his photo for the Movember’s Greatest Man competition. In 2 days I will systematically analyze every submission using super science and a hyper critical hipster eye until a clear winner emerges. The Prize? 2 copies of Dads are the Original Hipsters book (signed by me or my dad or both if you want), plus I will feature him on the blog for everyone to see. All submissions must be internet mailed to me with the subject line “Movember.”
Go to mobro.com/dadsaretheoriginalhipster to check out my trash stace or make a donation. Thank you to everyone who has donated so far, I really appreciate it. 

Cheers, 

Brad


P.S. Thanks to Lisa for the awesome photo. 

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

What’s a badass? It’s a man who has an 8ft reptilian death-clenching machine as a pet and an lip-hedge thick enough to stop a bullet. I don’t know who this Original Hipster is, but I do know that he’s more man than I will ever be. To say the least, I have swag envy. 

Think your dad rivals this Original Hipster’s mustache awesomeness? Then submit his photo for the Movember’s Greatest Man competition. In 2 days I will systematically analyze every submission using super science and a hyper critical hipster eye until a clear winner emerges. The Prize? 2 copies of Dads are the Original Hipsters book (signed by me or my dad or both if you want), plus I will feature him on the blog for everyone to see. All submissions must be internet mailed to me with the subject line “Movember.”

Go to mobro.com/dadsaretheoriginalhipster to check out my trash stace or make a donation. Thank you to everyone who has donated so far, I really appreciate it. 

Cheers, 

Brad

P.S. Thanks to Lisa for the awesome photo. 

npr:

Once relegated to a few urban enclaves, the American hipster is suddenly  everywhere. And, though it sounds funny, says one aficionado of hip  culture, “hipsters in Omaha may actually be cooler than hipsters in New  York City.” (via The Hipsterfication Of America)
Photo: Sam Swett/Flickr

“What Is Hip? “

npr:

Once relegated to a few urban enclaves, the American hipster is suddenly everywhere. And, though it sounds funny, says one aficionado of hip culture, “hipsters in Omaha may actually be cooler than hipsters in New York City.” (via The Hipsterfication Of America)

Photo: Sam Swett/Flickr

“What Is Hip? “

(Source: co-stanza)